Mashed Potatoes

I NEED YOUR MASHED POTATOES RECIPE
I lost my sister to breast cancer last year. She was too young and we were very close, like in the vault, close. Like pull your hair knock you down I hate you, close. Whenever I did something really stupid, dangerous or illegal she would be the first person I would tell, I knew my deepest secrets would be safe.
"Hmm.". just a thought.. but it occurs to me the secrets we shared went to the grave with her.
" Never thought that before till just now, Is that morbid?"
She was beautiful and always causing trouble. I was with her when she died and I remember thinking how she looked just like a young Sophia Loren. I miss her sometimes more than other times, sometimes her spirit haunts my house and I can feel her and it makes me so sad I cry.
I wanna honor her life and I need your help. Julie, that is her name, made the most delicious mashed potatoes. No party, holiday etc.. would be complete without Aunt Julie's mashed potatoes.
I am putting together a book of celebrity mashed potatoes recipes.
Money raised will go to Breast Cancer Awareness.
Will you help?

L A Speaks

IN THE VAULT

So I came up with a new idea for my cousins and my girlfriends. We get together once a month, we absolutely have to show-up or we get fined!! We have a girls night out, or in, or lunch, or clean my place..wait did I just say clean my place out loud? The point is to get closer ladies, and tell secrets, and keep secrets. Everything we say is in the vault!!
So what he has to take viagra..oops itz in the vault

I sound calmer don't I?

Snow

It has been snowing here in Chicago since 2:00 am Thursday morning it is now 6:00 am Friday morning and it is still snowing. My Neighbor god love him is outside shoveling, he is so noisy!!
Why am I here? L A here I come..
My dog who always gets so excited to go out, wont budge. She just looks at me like "really?"

New Year, Not New You

New Year, Not New You

Itz complicated

Sooo.. Where have you been young lady? It's complicated, I moved and I moved on!! Yes, had a broken heart, :( my advice for a broken heart? Crazy glue.."that shit works!!"
Want to know what I learned? Friends and family are the best and really the craziest glue you will ever need.

NEW YEARS EVE IN NEW YORK!!! FUN FUN FUNTASTIC.

WORDS OF WISDOM
Stay away from men that try to shame you and make you feel stupid.
When you disagree with your man, keep your eye on the big picture, dont make the poor guy scream uncle..but do make him scream, moan, often. Got a new man? Too many to think about just one? I need to know, ho. "Ho ho ho" Merry xmas and happy new year.