Saturday, March 27, 2010

COCK BLOCKING N OTHER BAD BEHAVIOR

"He told me they asked him, which one are you going to f*%#?" Cock blocking in the most base juvenile way! Men are worse then women when it comes to gossip. They will go to every length to make the next guy look like a dog. It is the modern day duel without swords.
He fabricated the story and she believed him and passed the sordid story on to me.
Luckily I knew it was a lie. None of the men said that I was there. You gotta give the guy props. For trying to slay his opponents in the war of you got her I want her.

SEPERATE THE MEN FROM THE BOYS

Its time to separate the men from the boyz... No more playing around!! Just the A team the first string no more bench warmers. Gentlemen man up they dont hide, they make decisions they go after what they want without falter, fears. They dont live in denial and excuses.
Boyz are afraid to take their training wheels off

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

ONE HUNDRED FIRST DATES...

Hey you angel.. can you call me? Look me up, hook me up! Wanna play tonight?
Hey don't I know you? Are you really going out with him? Is she going home with you? Hey isn't that your girlfriend with your best friend? Crazy girls are just crazy..
She loves him and he loves her and she love me! What?
Watch your back and remember to take off your watch, because even if I didn't see your face I can still see your watch.
Take your head off my boyfriends lap

Internet Dating, Millionaires, Monkys & Mayhem

What is to be said about internet dating? Men and woman lose their manners, they tell grown-up lies. I am having fun, I guess dating men from L A is not far off from dating cyberspace Illinois boyz. I like older men because I always felt they could teach me something. The older men I have dated in Chicago don't have that laid back attitude that I enjoy with younger men. Gentlemen don't take yourself so seriously!! And don't show us pictures of your children!! Sex and children? Well its not sexy. And I won't show you pictures of my dog, cat, Or my X shirtless ....

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

YOU ARE NOT YOUR BODY....

REMEMBER YOU ARE ALWAYS LOVED,
YOU ARE SPIRIT ,
SPIRIT HAS NO LIMITS
NOT THE LIMIT OF PHYSICAL

Rayma Tarot & Angel Reader   Reiki Master  Intuitive Counselor

Rayma Tarot & Angel Reader Reiki Master Intuitive Counselor

Gonna wash that man right outta my hair

My friend's boyfriend broke up with her in a text message than to add insult to injury; he had his buddies/room mates bring all her stuff she had left at his place to her..."How mean! Right? Talk about in your face. What would you do

News - Newly Single Jennifer Love Hewitt Chops Off Her Hair - Style & Beauty - UsMagazine.com

News - Newly Single Jennifer Love Hewitt Chops Off Her Hair - Style & Beauty - UsMagazine.com: "Best way to get over an breakup? A new hairdo."

Saturday, March 20, 2010

TURN ME ON Lyrics - NORAH JONES

TURN ME ON Lyrics - NORAH JONES: "Like a flower waiting to bloom
Like a lightbulb in a dark room
I'm just sitting here waiting for you
To come on home and turn me on

Like the desert waiting for the rain
Like a school kid waiting for the spring
I'm just sitting here waiting for you
To come on home and turn me on

My poor heart, it's been so dark
Since you've been gone
After all, you're the one who turns me off
You're the only one who can turn me back on

My hi-fi is waiting for a new tune
My glass is waiting for some fresh ice cubes
I'm just sitting here waiting for you
To come on home and turn me on, turn me on
© SONY"

Friday, March 19, 2010

LEAVE DON'T CHEAT

STRIPPERS AND TRIPPERS ALL BARE OH MY...
A VERY PROMINENT BUSINESS MAN I KNOW WANTS GOLDEN AND BROWN SHOWERS. TIGER WOODS WANTS TO GET A LITTLE ROUGH. JESSE JAMES DOES IT RIGHT UNDER YOUR NOSE.. YOUR NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE

Monday, March 15, 2010

"John wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office... But she was dating someone else.

One day John got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you...

The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!'

John said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend...So she called him and explained the situation.

Her boy friend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down.'

She agreed and accepts the proposal.

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, 'What happened...?' Still breathing hard, she managed to reply,

'The bastard had all dimes!'"

And what of Love?

Dating for some women is hell. And for others like adding sugar to your morning coffee.
It occurs to me all this time later, my mother never dated even though she was only in her forties when my father left. My single girlfriends in Los Angeles and Chicago although beautiful and intelligent sit home alone. Raising children alone like my mother did. But this new generation of single mothers, my peers, are sexual woman. We are nothing like my mother was at forty or are we. Hmmm... My male friends equally beautiful and intelligent are alone or in between dating tweens disguised as 25 to 30 yr old woman. When I was 25 I was having fun and I knew it all.
Only now do I realize I was just learning how to ride a bike.
I used to say "I still don't know what I want but I know what I don't want." Happily I am learning what I want. or are we learning who we are as woman, mothers, friends and lovers.
Either way knowing I love men, I love life and I love love; my quest now is to find my happiest ending.

Suga what?

Gmail - Fw: hello gorgeous - varymary2009@gmail.com

: "'Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.' --Mark Twain
Hello gorgeous"

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

M & M

Did you know you can have m & m candies with your name on em.

Monday, March 8, 2010

A couple hours away?

Why did you tell me you were a couple hours away? Foolish boyz running down hills unable to stop. Running so fast that the only way to stop is to fall tumble and roll.
Hit your head and die

Where are you boy?

The Giraffe The Girl and The Gaffe

A beautiful girl was dating this boy who took her to the zoo one day. Hooray said the beautiful girl today I will get to pet a giraffe! I have always wanted to pet a giraffe! I am so excited to be here I hope we can pet the giraffes.

KISS ME A MOVIE STAR

Kissing a movie star is just like kissing every other man. I can count on one..two hands how many men I kissed full on the mouth, sweet wet kisses. Trust me its not what the man does, itz who he is!
Or who he is not. So kiss a fool and love the man

Robert De Niro's Waiting