Sunday, May 30, 2010

Wanna b famous

I wanna be famous for a day.. just a day then get over it just to see how it feels. Hmmm..
"That's weird there is all these paparazzi outside." Wait what did I just wish for?

Monday, May 24, 2010

When I get better

Or should I say when my broken leg heals I am going to step out.. (no pun intended) I am gonna see to it that all you broke dicks get the proper help. For instance.. Do you know how difficult it is to brush your teeth with a broken leg. I was in my kitchen with my friend and he was getting me a glass of ice because it is so hot here in Chicago. He turns and hands me the glass, "huh?" I am standing there on one leg balancing myself with a walker. I just looked at him. I can't hold the glass and myself. I had to get a walker cuz t crutches do not work for me. The hospital charges you close to $200 dollars for the walker and another $70 for the wheels. What good is the walker without the WHEELS?? I want to change that. Go green and recycle walkers. I mean I need the walker now but in 6 months ? Now I know how Big Daddy Kane (not his real name) felt after his back surgery. When I see him again I am gonna kiss every spot on his beautiful strong back and heal him...

I still don't

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Blog, blog blog

I was hit by a car crossing the street on Friday May 7th, It is Wed the 19th and I am still down. I can't put any weight on my left foot till end of June. What can I say? You find out who your real friends are. Also I am freaking out thinking about the people I love driving in cars or stepping off curbs and die.