Thursday, January 22, 2009

"Talk to me Harry Winston

"Ok girls lets Chat, Chatter, Chatta!!" At first I wanted to talk about "bad dates". B cuz I have been going on too many bad dates, but then I thought about it...I would like to hear a good date story too. Just because I am coming off a broken heart, it cant be all bad right? My broken heart you ask? Gee where to begin? "The stinky pinky?" But she didn't mean anything. What? Thats what he told me, you dont think he would lie to me do you? I could go on, but why?
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  1. Recipes For LifeJanuary 22, 2009 at 11:19 PM

    Hey Carter, Cmon boy got ur tex, dont be shy I know the girls wanna hear what u gotta say

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  2. Recipes For LifeJanuary 22, 2009 at 11:31 PM

    So my guy friend (just a friend) sent me this text this morning after we had to many margaritas last night, that I must share... and I quote "Im in bad shape-head is pounding. favor to ask will you come over and give a BJ.

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  3. Recipes For LifeJanuary 23, 2009 at 7:37 AM

    Men are so simple, had it been one of my girlfriends needing a favor after a night of to many margaritas? Would have read more like..."Im in bad shape-head is pounding. Favor to ask will you come over and wake my kids, drive my car pool, clean my house, and dont wake me while you give my husband a BJ"

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  4. Recipes For LifeJanuary 24, 2009 at 12:16 PM

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  5. Recipes For LifeJanuary 24, 2009 at 12:18 PM

    BLAH BLAH BLOG!!

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  6. Recipes For LifeJanuary 24, 2009 at 5:44 PM

    HELP!! CARRIE THE CRUTCH I spent over an hour talking to my friend. She lives with her boyfriend James who just turned 39 yrs. old: He won't leave his couch, smokes medicinal marijuana all day and can't go to the movies because he has an old football injury and can't sit for longer than two hours. He is supported by his family even though he can work. She loves him and says the sex is good... but all he wants to do is watch guy movies and eat fast food. What advice would you give Carrie??

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  7. UnknownJanuary 25, 2009 at 12:19 PM

    Lets talk about the the left handed compliment!!

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